Mr. Bean: (crying) the doctor just called up, my mom’s dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes, Mr. Bean cries even louder.)
Friend: what now, Mr. Bean?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called. Her mom died too.
(Source: lheiongsitco-reblogs, via yonderingyves)
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